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NSFA | My Wife Is Psychotic Inappropriate T-Shirt
NSFA | My Wife Is Psychotic Inappropriate T-Shirt
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MY WIFE IS PSYCHOTIC
And yet… here you are, alive, sarcastic, and somehow still married.
This tee is your badge of endurance — a wearable red flag warning to friends, strangers, and the guy at the liquor store who sees you twice a week.
From the NSFA collection, this shirt doesn’t whisper for help — it screams with style.
Crafted from premium cotton and stitched with survivor’s guilt, it’s made for husbands who know fear… and still flirt with fire.
Wear it proudly. You’ve earned it.
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Apparel Care Instructions
Apparel Care Instructions
Always wash separately before wearing. - Wash inside out on a warm temperature, with like colours (aka colors) - Only oxygen/non chlorine bleach allowed - Tumble dry at low temperature, max 60 C (aka 140 F) - Do not iron or Dry Clean Important note:
Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.
T-Shirt Gidan 5000 Sizing Guide
T-Shirt Gidan 5000 Sizing Guide
The Gildan® 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt delivers comfort, durability, and clean printability—making it the ultimate canvas for bold statements and graphic designs. Crafted from 5.3 oz/yd² of 100% U.S. cotton, this classic fit tee offers a smooth surface for high-quality prints, while staying soft and breathable for everyday wear.
Details include a seamless body, taped neck and shoulders for extra strength, and a ribbed collar for a timeless silhouette. Each shirt is made using OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and supports sustainable sourcing as part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol.
Whether you're printing heat transfers or rocking it blank, the Gildan 5000 is a no-nonsense wardrobe staple that looks good and holds up.
Features:
- 100% U.S. Cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
- 5.3 oz/yd² Heavy Cotton™ for lasting wear
- Taped neck & shoulders for comfort and structure
- Classic fit with seamless sides
- Rib collar with clean finish
- Safety Green meets ANSI/ISEA 107 visibility standards
Shipping + Productions Times
Shipping + Productions Times
Let's go with sometime before the end of the world. That way I should succeed flawlessly. Shipping within the USA is apparently based on 2-7 days depending where you reside.
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